Hello Internet! Long time, no blog. Sorry about that! Some people write their posts in advance when they know they won't be around for awhile. I just let the blog sit stagnant...
But I've been having much more fun hanging out with my favorite new human being.
And by hanging out, I mean staring dreamily into those big gray-blue eyes while running on little sleep and feeling so incredibly inadequate to be responsible for the well-being of this little person.
Not that that has stopped any of you from visiting. Somehow, I've managed to accrue more visitors while I've been away than when I was feverishly blogging. The blame goes to Pinterest, where my chili colorado, tamales, and toasted coconut ice cream are apparently causing quite a stir.
But back to the Bean. She's incredible. Resilient, inquisitive, and incredibly sarcastic. (It's all in the eyes. Trust me, I know.)
She also has decided that my life is now to be lived in 3-hour increments. She eats for an hour. Might sleep for an hour (or more! Praise the Lord!). Enjoys being awake for about an hour (if she's not asleep). And then decides she's hungry again and the cycle begins anew.
What can you do in such a rhythm? Cookies are out of the question. I can't guarantee that in 12 minutes I'll be able to pull them out of the oven. I could be changing a diaper or trying to soothe a screaming banshee. Bread? Far too involved. And requires mental faculties that are elusive currently.
Enter: Granola. The perfect thing to make when your brain is more like a sieve than a bodily organ.
Drag out the nuts, dried fruits, etc. that you've got squirreled away.
I'm using a jar of mixed nuts. Cause I have them. But I needed to whack them with a mallet to break them up into smaller bits for the granola.
Perk: The Bean likes loud noises, so thwacking away with a meat mallet on a ziploc bag full of nut mix didn't phase her one bit.
Into the bowl goes oats, nuts, coconut, and sugar. Measurements were inexact, at best.
Into another bowl goes oil, salt, molasses, and honey. Stir.
Then the wets go into the dries - mix well!
Toss onto a silpat-lined baking sheet. Line it with something, trust me on this one.
Bake. For around 2 hours. Stir when you can, in 30 minute increments. Ish.
Take out and throw in the dried fruit. Stir. Let sit on the counter until you can get back to it.
Crumble, eat, store, toss over yogurt!
Perfect as an afternoon snack, breakfast, or a 3 am nibble when you're up filling a bottle with formula for someone else's 3 am meal....
Adapted from my Red & Green Granola
3 healthy (overflowing) cups oats
2 healthy cups nut pieces (whatever kind and size you want)
1 healthy c. unsweetened coconut flakes
1/2 c. brown sugar
1/2 c. honey
1/3 c. vegetable oil (I estimated using the 1/2 c measure)
1 healthy tbsp molasses (a good dollop)
1/2 tsp salt
a few handfuls of dried fruit, in small pieces
Preheat the oven to 250 degrees. In a large bowl, combine the oats, nuts, coconut, and brown sugar. In a smaller bowl, combine the honey, oil, molasses and salt.
Pour the wets over the dries. Mix well - hands work best. Spread out on a silpat or parchment lined baking sheet. Toss in the oven and stir every half hour, ish, for 2 hours, ish, until brown. It's not crisp at this point, just brown and smelling delicious! It hardens up as it cools. Pull out of the oven and stir in the dried fruit. Let cool for 10 minutes, at least. Break apart into chunks and enjoy!